Pride and Prejudice
I watched this last night.
Can I get a refund on my romance? It wasn’t intense enough, I mean it was lovely, but you never wrote me a letter. You also never wore those type of clothes. You know the kind that draw attention to your love maker.
However if I learn that you want me to be more like Miss Bennet I will get mad at you for like two days. This is only because you are degrees closer to being a Mr Darcy, were I am leagues away from ever being a Miss Bennet.
You’re too good for me, so if you ever wish for me to be better, I will be mad at you because that means you’ve realised you should be with someone ten times better than me.
Lets hope that never happens.