Teenage Kicks

Ever wanted to know what it was like to be in a long term relationship since you were 15?

Here is the honest account of a boy (20) and girl (18) in their relationship.

Written from the girl's view. (The CORRECT view)

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I feel bad now.

It’s kind of cute how much he cares for his wee skatey board and he did look extremely handsome building his ramp.

And it’s not like he ignored me when he was playing Fifa. When he scored, he would kiss me on the head. 

I am a cow.

I’m with the sk8er boi, I said see you later boi.

Sometimes I hate being in a relationship with a skater. No matter how much you think you mean to them, their board will take priority.

For instance I have not seen my boi in two days, and after today not for another four days. This probably doesn’t sound like much, but he’s also my best friend. Imagine not seeing your best friend for that long. It’s shit.

Anyway, so I was round and cause the weather was good, he spend the majority of his time building his skate ramp. Then when he finally came in, our friend turned up. So they played Fifa.

He got annoyed when I said I was bored. He also forgot about dinner and even though I am familiar and a regular occurrence at his house, I still think it’s rude if I start making myself dinner.

So I said after he finished his game he should take me home. I also said I’d probably have more fun, just you know, to piss him off a bit and make a point. He called me a cow.

I missed dinner at my house. I’m now eating crackers and cheese for dinner.

He just text me ‘You looked really sexy today and I wish we could of had love. Sorry xxxxxxxxx’

I text back; ‘HARD LUCK, love. xx’

You say things to me that would make any woman fall completely in love with you, but what made me fall more and more in love with you was when you read a book I suggested and took an interest.

Now you have three of my books in your room and the thought of that makes me smile.

You’re all disgusting!!

Had another one of those discussions with my classmates. The ones where they all tell me how ‘disgusting’ and ‘sad’ I am for being with the same boy since I was 15. How I should enjoy being 18 and ‘free’.

Then of course they asked that question that I dread from everyone, ‘Do you actually love him, would you marry him if he asked you?’

You’ve all just sat and told me how sad and disgusting I am. I’m not going to be ridiculed further by all of you.

I just answered I wouldn’t marry at 18.

What I wanted to say however was, ‘Yes! I love him so much. You guys wouldn’t understand, I don’t understand. And his family, I love his family. My family are terrible, so I want his family to be mine.

And yes! I would marry him. I mean I’ve already thought about this in depth. I’ve even got the children planned and how I’ll read to them every night and how their Daddy will teach them to skate.

I want my little girl to have curls! I want my little boy to look like a little itty bitty california surfer.

I’ve even thought about the pets! A cat and a dog. Breeds? I even know them. Tortoise shell cat and Cavalier dog.’

But I didn’t say that. Why do I need to validate or explain my relationship to anyone else?

Swing Seat

Just got a text to say how he’s fixed up the swing seat for us this Summer.

It was the first place we held hands together. We were sitting on it and being all cliché and looking at the stars and he had his arm around me. Then I felt his hand brush against mine and I just took his hand. It was very sweet.

Then the moment was ruined by someone coming out beside us and throwing up.

Ah, young love.

Phonecall

He rang me from work to ask why I haven’t texted him yet.

My phone is being a dick that’s why. I then told him how there are no clouds in the sky. He said he knows, he’s out in his car on a break.

Then he had to go.

Pride and Prejudice

I watched this last night.

Can I get a refund on my romance? It wasn’t intense enough, I mean it was lovely, but you never wrote me a letter. You also never wore those type of clothes. You know the kind that draw attention to your love maker.

However if I learn that you want me to be more like Miss Bennet I will get mad at you for like two days. This is only because you are degrees closer to being a Mr Darcy, were I am leagues away from ever being a Miss Bennet.

You’re too good for me, so if you ever wish for me to be better, I will be mad at you because that means you’ve realised you should be with someone ten times better than me.

Lets hope that never happens.

10th May

Got bored at home whilst pretending to study for tests so rang him.

Feigned interest in the development of the skate ramp which I suppose I will be seeing a lot of this Summer.

His brother kept meowing down the phone during our conversation. 

Before we ended the phone call he thanked me for the love this morning. I said you’re welcome.

10th May

We woke up in the same bed.

What an accomplishment! Usually in the middle of the night we annoy each other so much he ends up sleeping downstairs on the couch, to which we receive quizzical looks from him Mother the next morning.

He still needs to work on not breathing so loud.